tbotofficial:

i only ever drink water and at first it was because it’s healthy and what not, but now i’ve realised that the human body is 70% water so if i drink enough i’ll eventually become 100% water and i’ll turn into a puddle and all of my lifes problems will just disappear

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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"Do not make
homes
out of people.
This will leave you
homesick
and sad,
missing arms that
cannot hold
roofs,
hearts with
shaky foundations."

Michelle K., Home.   (via gorardway)

(Source: michellekpoems, via claraintheskywiththedoctor)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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fabulusly:

i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

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queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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aiclan:

when someone eats food you were saving

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