everysmiledeserves:

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

merker-the-twerker:

peanutbutterismypoison:

captainsnippet:

“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart

they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!

now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.

how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice

probably the only thing i’d reblog that has twilight involved

His face in the last shot.

(Source: wannabebritish, via classicdisneyvixen)

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(Source: fvming, via sorry)

anderwelt:

mishasminions:

i-bring-light:

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.

Reblog the turtle duck.

Why?

Because it’s a turtle duck.

Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.

For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

A turtle duck.

OMG A TURTLE DUCK

(via bilby-o-and-gandy-alf)

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

ya’ll are monsters

(via fadaraivosa)

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”

(via classicdisneyvixen)

Fine we get it. We’re too different from each other, she has a child, our professions are repulsive; it will never work. Well, I love her and that’s all that matters to me.

(Source: boothblythe, via fadaraivosa)

apolloette:

Do you ever think about the height difference between yourself and a fictional character and what it would look like if you stood next to them

(via detectivescully)

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(via classicdisneyvixen)

I AM A SURVIVOR OF THE GREAT SPRING-SUMMER 2014 ONCE UPON A TIME HIATUS

(Source: forevercaptainswan, via forevercaskett)